The Secret Santa

Found a bag slipped over the handle of the storm door yesterday. A package was inside, addressed with a standard tag that read, "To: An English Major |  From: Santa." I am completely nonplussed by this. Any of the likely suspects are confirmed to not have been in the area near the time it was left. So I guess --- unless something is revealed upon opening it --- it's a truly anonymous gift. Feels like a book... and with a tag labeled as such, there's little doubt. It is wrapped in green paper with a Santa figure and is heavy on the Scotch tape.

Thing is, I wasn't precisely an English major. I received a minor degree in that concentration, which I suspect most people who have any interaction with me would know. And you'd think Santa would know that.... We'll wait until the morning of the 25th and see what it is then. Thank you, Santa.